Thursday 21 September 2017

SEVERAL VERY SILLY PEOPLE

PERSON ONE: "Hello, what is the tie?"
PERSON TWO: "Er, this is brushed silk with a green paisley pattern."
PERSON ONE: "Oh dear, sorry, no, I actually wanted to ask what hour it is. You see I have difficulties with the letter that appears after Ell and before Enn."
PERSON TWO: "Oh, you mean Em?  Hello? He's Painted!!!"
PERSON THREE: "Don't you mean 'Fainted'? Good God, now he's fainted! That's incrediJul!"
PERSON FOUR: "Don't you mean incredi – you're going to faint if I finish that word, aren't you?"
PERSON THREE: "Er yes actually, thanks so much for not saying it."
PERSON FOUR: "Just as a matter of interest what would you call the insect that pollinates Flowers'?"
Person three: "Oh easy, a Jee."
PERSON FOUR: "How about the Hamlet soliloquy?"
Person three: "To Jee or not to Jee? No ProJlem."
PERSON FOUR: "Here's a hard one: oven cooked haricots in tomato sauce?"
Person three: "Jaked Jeans, of course!"
PERSON FOUR: "This is ridiculous! Buggar off, you Bloody Buffoon!"
Person three: THUD!


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