Sunday, 29 April 2007

Sex and how to Laugh at this Blogge

My wife Rolanda likes to laugh a lot, though I often don't get the joke.
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(I put the word 'sex' in so you'd read this. I feel no shame)

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Remember that every time you don't laugh, a fairy dies or a baby gets tooth-ache.

Even if you don't understand the joke make a ha ha noise, you can always work out what was Funny in later life, like once you're retired or in prison.

Even though Chortling in public may seem out of place, like at funerals, riots or book-burnings, go for it, you're only young once.

Cackling is for ducks only - although scientific experiments have so far failed to prove satisfactorily that they have a sense of humour. Or 'humor' if they're American.

It is often best to train with some low Snickers until you feel confident enough to build up to the full-blown Snigger.

A Guffaw in time saves nine. (nobody knows what this means)

Serial Gigglers be warned, in the present climate it is best done in the privacy of your own trailer.

Titters. (The less said about these the better.)

Next week - Clothing Tips
Helpless Hysteria – the pros and cons of the diaper. The controversy rages on.



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